Completely Random Photo of the Immediate Future

Behold!  Heaven on earth!
Behold!  Heaven on earth!
Behold! Heaven on earth!

This!  This is why the terrorists hate us.  Not for our freedoms, or our vast, extensive pornography.  No.  It’s because in every supermarket in America there’s a 6 foot long section of Oreo cookies.  No one, not even us Americans, deserves so much artery clogging goodness.

See? I wasn’t shittin’ you.  Those are Oreos!
See? I wasn’t shittin’ you. Those are Oreos!

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