Nothing like a binkytini for buying yourself 5 seconds of silence

good for naps, too!

Okokok.  Here’s what I want to know.  Which one of you sickos is responsible for this disclaimer:

Nothing like a binkytini for buying yourself 5 seconds of silence.

C’mon!  Fess up.  Stand up with pride.  Who served up a binkytini to their lil darling, for just a few hours of precious sleep.  Don’t be shy, now.  I’m not condemning you.  Oh no.  I know far too well that desperate times call for desperate measures.

Now look…I ain’t condoning slipping your kid a mickey (as it were) to save your sanity.  Not at all!  I’m just saying…I feel your pain.

If you haven’t caught the premiere of the Almost Internet Famous Internet “mini” show, then you are just bringing shame upon yourself AND your family.

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  1. When I was a baby, my mom discovered that a babysitter was rubbing brandy on my gums “because I was teething”. Amazingly, she was not fired immediately…