Disney World Ain’t for Kids PT 3.5

Disclaimer (again):  I have a feeling I’m gonna take a lot of shit for this piece.  Probably loose my lucrative Disney sponsorship, in the process.  But, what the hell, right?!?!?  YOLO!  We’re just having a lil fun here.  I love WDW probably more than most of you.  I’ve taken my kids there several times (Sarah being there the most…at least 5 times). So, make sure your sense of humor is firmly in place before moving any further…

You can pick up where I left off with the first half of Part 3 here.  If you’re staying, it’s right back down the rabbit hole with ya…

let’s go, Alice. we’re late! we’re late!
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Disney World Ain’t for Kids. Pt3

Disclaimer:  I have a feeling I’m gonna take a lot of shit for this piece.  Probably loose my lucrative Disney sponsorship, in the process.  But, what the hell, right?!?!?  YOLO!  We’re just having a lil fun here.  I love WDW probably more than most of you.  I’ve taken my kids there several times (Sarah being there the most…at least 5 times). So, make sure your sense of humor is firmly in place before moving any further…

Welcome back to Disney World Ain’t for Kids. It’s been some good stuff up to this point, right? All the things you never thought of and didn’t know to ask.  But, that’s what I’m here for. That, and the dollar off coupons to the Golden Trough.

mmmm…buffet!

If, by some chance, you didn’t read part 1 or part 2 of this epic series, you may want to go back and review, because this is where things might start to get a bit hairy. I’m gonna be referring back to those articles, and if you don’t know what I’m talking about, what good would that be?  For any of us?

So!  With that being said…

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Disney World Ain’t for Kids. Pt2

Disclaimer:  I have a feeling I’m gonna take a lot of shit for this piece.  Probably loose my lucrative Disney sponsorship, in the process.  But, what the hell, right?!?!?  YOLO!  We’re just having a lil fun here.  I love WDW probably more than most of you.  I’ve taken my kids there several times (Sarah being there the most…at least 5 times). So, make sure your sense of humor is firmly in place before moving any further…

So, you suffered through part 1 of Disney World ain’t for kids. And you’ve come back for some more insight. Look at you!  You must really know genius when you see it.  Either that, or you’re a sucker for punishment.  Which ever.  It’s all a matter of degrees (that’s what we in the biz call “foreshadowing”.  Fyi.)

For this installment of Disney World Ain’t for Kids, you’re gonna need a map, preferably of the good ol US of A. But, whatever you have on hand is fine. Uhhhh, you know what…never mind.  Y’all rely on GPS way too much, so I’m sure you don’t have any maps handy.  Which is fine.  Finefinefinefine.  I’ll provide one for you.  We’ll just tack it onto your tuition.

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If a Bear Falls Out of a Tree, Does Anyone See It?


Cbcnews.com “A black bear who wandered onto the University of Colorado campus fell safely from a tree after being tranquilized, and was later relocated to the nearby Rocky Mountains.
State wildlife official Jennifer Churchill said Friday that the 91-kilogram male bear was tagged and taken to a remote area of ponderosa pines, oak brush and chokeberry.”

I love this story.  A black bear up a tree, gets tranqed and falls out of said tree.  It’s great!  Well, actually, it’s not so much the story I love.  But, this picture that was taken at the scene:
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