I knew it! Did you see the way that Bacon was looking at me?
Say what?!?!? The way it was looking at you? Dude…you are nuts. Bacon wouldn’t give you the time of day if you were the last human on Earth. That Bacon was totally checking me out!!! Probably couldn’t get over the cut of my jib, too.
So, I’m at my local Barnes and Noble recently. I’ve been trying to track down a book my past few visits there. The book, Steal Like an Artist by Austin Kleon, to be exact. Every time I go to this particular BN the handy dandy computer says (like computers can talk) that the book is in stock. But, I can’t find it anywhere on the shelves in the Self Help section. Anywhere.
The helpful sales associates can’t ever seem to find the book, either. It’s like it’s there, but not really. Sort like me at work.
I was on one of my many excursions to Toys R Us, when I came across this, in the front area of the store:
It’s the latest rage amongst the 4 year old set! Kids…are you tired of spending your hard earned allowance on expensive, single serve K-cups?!?!? Or are your parents too cheap to buy you the real thing and make you drink coffee out of that 12 cup carafe they swill from? Then you need to try Café Cups! The first reusable single cup pod!
During one of my MANY excursions to the store over the holiday madness season, I came across this interesting gravy packet:
“Brown”. That’s it. Just “Brown”. It just sounds so yummers! For real…what flavor is “Brown”, anyway?!? You don’t want to know the first thought that comes to my mind. Wait…what’s that? You do want to know the first thought that comes to my mind? Ok…fine. But remember, you asked.