Tastykake Pancake Flavored Krimpets ARE NOT a myth.

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The last few years, your friendly neighborhood jman’s been on a quest.  A vision quest, if you will (and you will).  A vision quest to find these mythical Tastykake Pancake flavored Krimpets.  I know.  I know.  I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking:  What in the Sam Hell am I talking about?  Well, it’s a fair question.  And one which I aim to tackle here.

See, a bunch of years ago, Tastykake came out with Pancake flavored Krimpets.  And I picked up a box, why?  Because marketing works on me.  Duh.  And I’m more than willing to try anything that has the word “new” on it.

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Fellow Dumpster Divers…Seize the Day!

act casual dog.  they'll never know the difference

With 15 minutes left at work on a Friday afternoon, I get the text that everyone dreads:

“Dad.  Snowflake got into the trash.”

Well, take out the name “Snowflake” and insert the name of your animal (or kid) and then ask yourself:  are there any other combinations of words that can strike so many different emotions in an adult?

happens to the best of us.
happens to the best of us.
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Man’s Inhumanity to Man: Pimento loaf

I was at my local food store, doing what I do best, avoiding housework buying food for the animals 1 under my care, when I came across a package of Pimento loaf.

mans inhumanity to man

Well…now, that’s a bit of a lie on my part.  I didn’t exactly come across the Pimento loaf (also known as Pickle and Pimento loaf.  Also known as “OMG-I –think-I-just-threw-up-a-bit-in-my-mouf”).  I was buying luncheon meat for Jakob (cause he just has to be allergic to Peanut Butter and make my life that much more difficult, of course).  Which, in the refrigerated section, is where I found several packages worth of Pimento loaf.

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When Reese’s Puffs Become Contraband.

when reeses puffs become contraband gunfight

Cereals go for a premium at my house.  Not only that, but they don’t last very long either.  Probably why they go for a premium.  You either get a bowl or you don’t.  That’s just the way the cereal cookie crumbles.

the pantry
the pantry

One day, I found Jethro pulling a box of Reese’s Puffs out from under the bottom drawer of the pantry.

“Hey!”  I said, stopping to watch what Jethro was doing.  “Did you hide those under there?”

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