The last few years, your friendly neighborhood jman’s been on a quest. A vision quest, if you will (and you will). A vision quest to find these mythical Tastykake Pancake flavored Krimpets. I know. I know. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking: What in the Sam Hell am I talking about? Well, it’s a fair question. And one which I aim to tackle here.
See, a bunch of years ago, Tastykake came out with Pancake flavored Krimpets. And I picked up a box, why? Because marketing works on me. Duh. And I’m more than willing to try anything that has the word “new” on it.
I was at my local food store, doing what I do best, avoiding housework buying food for the animals 1 under my care, when I came across a package of Pimento loaf.
Well…now, that’s a bit of a lie on my part. I didn’t exactly come across the Pimento loaf (also known as Pickle and Pimento loaf. Also known as “OMG-I –think-I-just-threw-up-a-bit-in-my-mouf”). I was buying luncheon meat for Jakob (cause he just has to be allergic to Peanut Butter and make my life that much more difficult, of course). Which, in the refrigerated section, is where I found several packages worth of Pimento loaf.
I knew it! Did you see the way that Bacon was looking at me?
Say what?!?!? The way it was looking at you? Dude…you are nuts. Bacon wouldn’t give you the time of day if you were the last human on Earth. That Bacon was totally checking me out!!! Probably couldn’t get over the cut of my jib, too.
Cereals go for a premium at my house. Not only that, but they don’t last very long either. Probably why they go for a premium. You either get a bowl or you don’t. That’s just the way the cereal cookie crumbles.
One day, I found Jethro pulling a box of Reese’s Puffs out from under the bottom drawer of the pantry.
“Hey!” I said, stopping to watch what Jethro was doing. “Did you hide those under there?”