Bet You Can’t Guess What Designer Water Tastes Like…

I’ll be the first one to admit marketing works on your friendly neighborhood jman. You slap the word “new” on a package?  I’m there.  Same goes with, but to a lesser extent, the word “improved”.  Put your product in an interesting package?  Shit!  I’ll make a special trip to the store to buy your product.  Just don’t make the commercial too obnoxious, otherwise…just take my dollars.

I might have a problem.

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Of Allergies and Men

I don’t know if I ever told you guys this or not, but I’ve got an allergy or two.  Or 150.  It blows (as it were).  Not a day goes by that I don’t have…well, let’s not get too graphic here.  Suffice it to say, that it sucks to be me.

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Disney World Ain’t for Kids Pt. 7

Disclaimer:  I have a feeling I’m gonna take a lot of shit for this piece.  Probably lose my lucrative Disney sponsorship, in the process.  But, what the hell, right?!?!?  YOLO!  We’re just having a lil fun here.  I love WDW probably more than most of you.  I’ve taken my kids there several times (Sarah being there the most…at least 5 times). So, make sure your sense of humor is firmly in place before moving any further…

“this is the end, my beautiful friend.  the end.”  – jim morrison

The last time we got together for this series, we were talking about the price of “stuff” in Walt Disney World.  Today, though?  We’re getting down to brass tacks.  The souvenirs.  Some are good.  Most?!?!?  Judge for yourself (with me totally influencing you).

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Disney World Ain’t for Kids Pt.6

Disclaimer:  I have a feeling I’m gonna take a lot of shit for this piece.  Probably lose my lucrative Disney sponsorship, in the process.  But, what the hell, right?!?!?  YOLO!  We’re just having a lil fun here.  I love WDW probably more than most of you.  I’ve taken my kids there several times (Sarah being there the most…at least 5 times). So, make sure your sense of humor is firmly in place before moving any further…

Let me start off by apologizing to you about part 5, which was really suppose to be this post. Your friendly neighborhood jman got hold of some tangent and Whoosh! The next thing I know, we’re talking about zombies. As tempted as I am to re-hash the whole thing, it’s best we just leave it alone. Let’s just pretend that part 5 never happened.

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