Planet Of The Jakes: Field Trippin’ To The Aquarium Pt 2

You can pick up where we left off right about…here.  But, definitely not here!

After oogling the size of Magic Mighty Mike (god!  That is so wrong!), the crew and I made our way through a bunch of other exhibits.  I was too busy sheepdoggin the boys under my command to really pay attention to what the exhibits were called.  But…I can tell you they were filled with some funk ass aquatic life, as the following pics will clearly testify.

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Planet of the Jakes: Field trippin’ to the Aquarium Pt 1

Ahhhh…Spring!  Spring is in the air. The time of year when a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of…chaperoning a bunch of short attention spanned 3rd graders?!?!  Yup!  It’s that time of year again.  Your friendly neighborhood jman made what seems to becoming my annual pilgrimage to Adventure Aquarium, this time with Jakob and his class.

Adventure time!
Adventure time!
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Planet of the Jakes: Do You Have a Lisp?

When I tell you that Jakob is from another planet, I’m really not fooling.  Whatever drum this kid marches to, it’s definitely off worldly.  Take, for instance, the other day (as all these tales tend to start)…actually, it’s been the last few days.  Jakob’s been walking around the house, exaggerating his “S’s”.  Why?  I have no idea.  He’ll walk up to you and ask, completely straight faced, “Do you have a listhp?”

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