After oogling the size of Magic Mighty Mike (god! That is so wrong!), the crew and I made our way through a bunch of other exhibits. I was too busy sheepdoggin the boys under my command to really pay attention to what the exhibits were called. But…I can tell you they were filled with some funk ass aquatic life, as the following pics will clearly testify.
Ahhhh…Spring! Spring is in the air. The time of year when a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of…chaperoning a bunch of short attention spanned 3rd graders?!?! Yup! It’s that time of year again. Your friendly neighborhood jman made what seems to becoming my annual pilgrimage to Adventure Aquarium, this time with Jakob and his class.
You really gotta appreciate tenacity. That is, you gotta appreciate it if it’s someone else being tenacious. Just not your kid. Especially when your kid is being tenacious about something you don’t want them to have. Say, like, donuts. Or cookies. Or, more specifically…soda.
When I tell you that Jakob is from another planet, I’m really not fooling. Whatever drum this kid marches to, it’s definitely off worldly. Take, for instance, the other day (as all these tales tend to start)…actually, it’s been the last few days. Jakob’s been walking around the house, exaggerating his “S’s”. Why? I have no idea. He’ll walk up to you and ask, completely straight faced, “Do you have a listhp?”
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The other day (as all my tales tend to begin), Sarah was in the lower level of our humble abode (the basement) doing her homework on the couch. Jethro, having nothing to do at that particular moment, decided to antagonize the sleeping lioness that is his sister interact with his sister.