Disney World Ain’t for Kids Pt. 7

Disclaimer:  I have a feeling I’m gonna take a lot of shit for this piece.  Probably lose my lucrative Disney sponsorship, in the process.  But, what the hell, right?!?!?  YOLO!  We’re just having a lil fun here.  I love WDW probably more than most of you.  I’ve taken my kids there several times (Sarah being there the most…at least 5 times). So, make sure your sense of humor is firmly in place before moving any further…

“this is the end, my beautiful friend.  the end.”  – jim morrison

The last time we got together for this series, we were talking about the price of “stuff” in Walt Disney World.  Today, though?  We’re getting down to brass tacks.  The souvenirs.  Some are good.  Most?!?!?  Judge for yourself (with me totally influencing you).

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i figure i need all the help i can get!

Your friendly neighborhood jman is taking a few days off.  Yeayeayea.  I know.  I know.  I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking:  “Time off?  You just had a few days off for the holidays.”  Look, if that’s what you’re thinking, then fucketh thateth!  That wasn’t time off.  That was me running around doing holiday work.  That wasn’t “I ain’t doing a thing” time off.  That was work!

Nope.  The next few days are going to be quality “me” time.  Time with my favorite person in the whole world.  ME.  Hence, the “me” time.  I’m unplugging from the internets and all.  No shit!  For real!

No worries.  No worries.  I’ll be back.  Next week, sometime.  Wednesday or Thursday.  I haven’t decided yet.  But, I’ll be back.  There’s too much stupidity in my head (and in the world) that I haven’t even begun to touch upon.

Heh.  Touch upon…

 

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Fadderly’s almost internet famous 2nd annual Christmastime Spectaculas!

Hey, everybody!  It’s Fadderly’s almost internet famous 2nd annual Christmastime Spectaculas!

 

Yes!  We’re back this year with more fun and more excitement.  If you remember from our almost internet famous 1st annual Christmastime Spectaculas (aka Fadderly’s Christmas theory.  that’s what we in the biz call “re-branding”) last year, we had the very talented Katy Perry co-hosting.  Well…I’m happy to introduce, once again (without her express written consent, as well), the sexily delightful, Katy Perry!!!

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Disney World Ain’t for Kids. Pt 4.

Disclaimer:  I have a feeling I’m gonna take a lot of shit for this piece.  Probably loose my lucrative Disney sponsorship, in the process.  But, what the hell, right?!?!?  YOLO!  We’re just having a lil fun here.  I love WDW probably more than most of you.  I’ve taken my kids there several times (Sarah being there the most…at least 5 times). So, make sure your sense of humor is firmly in place before moving any further…

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot” – Groucho Marx

Part 4!?! Wow! Seems like just 2 months ago I posted part 1. Those were the days, weren’t they? A Starbucks on every corner. $3.70 for a gallon of gas.  Man! Those were the good ol’ days. Wish I could go back. If I could buy a time machine, I would go back to those days. Right after I went back in time and had some QT with Marilyn Monroe, gave pastJesse a stern lecture bout marriage, and had mojitos with Mark Twain. Damn the makers of time machines. Damn them straight to hell.

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