In case you missed it, you can pick up part onehere. But, I KNOW you didn’t miss it!
…and THAT was my mistake. Well, yet another one of my mistakes, that is. I shouldn’t have laid the phone down. There must’ve been some water in it somewhere (well, duh). And laying it down, just caused it to settle. I knew I shouldn’t have put it down. Stupid! FYI. Trust your instincts, folks. They’ll never lead you wrong. You heard it hear, first. Stupid water. What it giveth, it can take awayeth.
In the meantime, I have prepared this sample for your viewing pleasure:
“Well, we’ve got to come up with a new word for going away with kids. Something like “workcation” or maybe better yet, “kidcation.” Yeah, kidcation, that’s it! Because going away with kids (big or little ones) is all the work of an adventure, without any of the sexiness of exploring/sightseeing.”
So…you taking/did you take a kidcation this year?!?!?
…threw your arms in the air and said “you’re crazy”!
Last weekend, July 1st to be exact, the greatest site EVAR turned one. Don’t play stupid. You know what site I’m talking about. Fadderly. Fadderly turned 1. Duh! Actually, I thought it was July 7th , but according to the logs, the anniversary was the 1st. Go figure. Duh to me! We’ll just celebrate a little late. Big deal. Not like any of you remembered!
“So…you’re recently separated. And you want to get out there and find someone. Well, don’t. Honestly…don’t. It’s not worth it. You’re still too attached to your old ways for you to do or find anything different. Now, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t get out there and socialize. You definitely should. When you’re ready, that is. This is all kind of complicated, actually. See, when you feel like you’re ready to date, that’s really when you’re ready to get involved in an activity you enjoy. Because, you’re still not ready for a relationship.”
See? I am all kinds of giving. Now…get out of here you free-loaders! And stay off my lawn!