Back in 1978, before the internets and cellphones and fanboy rage, the world was a much younger, friendlier place. In those long gone days of yore, the Clark bar company ran a wicked awesome sweepstakes that appeared in both Marvel and DC books that fueled many of your friendly neighborhood jman’s then 7 year old fantasies.
An all expenses paid trip to New York/Gotham to appear in your favorite superhero comic book!
Tell me that wasn’t every lil fanboys wet dream?!?! And what did you have to do to win this spectacular prize? Enter! That’s it! No shit! Just fill out the attached form and mail it in. You didn’t even have to buy anything!
Guess what everyone?!?!? It’s that time again! It’s time for another trip in the Wayback Machine. So, gather up your belongings, and take small children by the hand. And, btw, make sure you take ALL your trash AND all your kids with you this time. I gotta return this thing back to Cern when we’re done with it. And, those scienticians don’t want your shit, ok?!?!? Besides, they’ll just turn your kids into dinosaurs or zombies or something like that if you leave them behind. And you don’t want that…do you? Uhhhhh…nevermind.
Hey kids! It’s time to take another trip in the wayback machine! So, gather up your belongings, take small children by the hand. And, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S GOOD AND HOLY, no flash photography. I get in a lot of shit when you guys use flash photography from those French dudes I’m borrowing this wayback machine from.
All this talk of theme parks and rides lately reminded me of a story that happened a few years back. But, to tell it, we’ll have to step into our handy dandy wayback machine. So…gather your belongings, keep your hands and feet inside the wayback machine and please…no flash photography.