Thank God for: Power

No.  Not that type of transformer

I love power.  Man!  Do I love power.  There’s nothing like it.  Where the hell would we be without it?  And the thing is, we all take it for granted.  All of us.  It’s not until it’s gone do you get an inkling what it means to you.  Us.  The planet.  It’s not until your 6 hours into only the big guy know’s how long of a hurricane Irene stretch that you realize how much you rely on electricity.  Awwww…who am I kidding?  6 hours?  Ha!  Six seconds after the house lost power, I was wondering what the hell I was gonna do until this shit passed.

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Cherry Pie

cherry pie bobby brown

From  Warrant Singer Jani Lane Dead At 47

I know this is kinda old news, and I really had no intention of commenting on it.  I mean, don’t get me wrong.  It is a sad story.  And we all gotta meet the big guy at some point, I suppose.  On the way home from work, though, I heard the song “Cherry Pie” Jani Lane wrote/performed with Warrant.  Back in 2006, he did an interview for VH1’s Heavy:  The Story of Metal about the song.  And now, every time I hear Cherry Pie, I think of that interview.

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Repost: My boy’s first April Fool’s Prank

april fools prank puppy

originally published 4/2009

I’m not what you call a “morning” person. Truth be told, I’m not what you would call an “afternoon” or a “night” person, either. But, that’s a tale for another day. I give myself enough time in the morning to get ready and get the crüe up and running for the day. Besides, if I got up any earlier, I might as well not even go to bed. Maybe that’s why I’m not such a morning person.

Who the fuck does, Garfield?
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Abercrombie asks ‘Jersey Shore’ cast to wear something else


From USAToday:  Abercrombie asks ‘Jersey Shore’ cast to wear something else.

LMAO. I love this.  I really do.  Do you know how much companies pay actors/athletes to wear their brand?  Millions of dollars.  A year!  In 2003, Lebron James signed a 7 year, 90 million dollar deal with Nike.  That’s 12 million a year.  12 FREAKIN MILLION A YEAR!  He reupped with Nike last year for another multiyear deal.  I don’t know the exact terms, but I have a good idea that it’s a little less than my multiyear deal with Sketchers.  Hey, look…I’ve got an ego, too! 
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Thank God for: Icning


I love icning, as my kids are fond of calling icing. I’m telling you, I could eat that shit all day long. Icning just makes life a little bit more tolerable. Canned icning, bakery icning, icning, icning, icning! It’s all good. There is, however, an exception. And there always is, isn’t there? Always an exception to the rule. Why can’t a rule just be a rule? Why?

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