I Hate Bad Haircuts

not funny, dude.  not funny.
What is it about a bad haircut that makes you want to punch someone in the face?  I mean…really…just punch someone so hard, that they swallow their teeth?  I telling you, a bad haircut doesn’t just ruin your day.  It ruins your flippin’ life!  It’s all consuming.  Every time you walk by a mirror, it’s like looking at train wreck…you don’t want to look, but you have to.  Maybe it grew in?  Maybe in the 32 seconds since you saw your reflection in the window it grew in a few inches.  And when you look at it?  You wish to the Christ you hadn’t. But, you did.  

WHAT have you done to me?!?!?

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Thank God For: Air Conditioning

thank god for air conditioning

Let me ask you something…what’s more annoying:  the wind chill factor or relative humidity? Don’t answer that.  It’s a trick question!  They’re both equally annoying.  Just depends what season you’re suffering in.  Cold is cold and hot is hot.  So, maybe, we can just stop fooling ourselves with these “feels like” factors?  And right now?  Believe you me, it’s god awful hot.  So why don’t we all take a moment and give a huge shout out to the big guy for blessing us with air conditioning.

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Reason 618. You know you’re getting old when…

Yea...that’s me. The one with the bags.

you realize theme parks suck.

For the love of the Christ, I’m getting old. Seriously. Everything is just becoming a pain in my ass. You know how the old folks say that it’s all down hill after you turn 40? I think they’re wrong. I think it’s all downhill when your kids start becoming AWARE. They just want and want and want. They want to eat warm foods. They want to wear clean clothes. They want to go outside. “I wanna do this. I wanna do that. I want a party with roomfuls of laughter, Ten thousand tons of ice cream ” Ughhhhhh! I’m tired!!!

Daddy! I want a oompa loompa!
Daddy! I want a oompa loompa!
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Another Great Adventure

does anyone else find this cat creepy?

Someone once defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results. I think it was Ghandi or someone like that. Either way, believe you me…there’s a lot of truth to it. Awhile ago, I took the kids to Six Flags Great Adventure. Apparently, I haven’t learned a damn thing being a parent. Because I seem to keep taking the kids back to these places.  I think it’s pretty clear who the insane one is.

It’s me, in case you hadn’t figured it out…

 

does anyone else find this cat creepy?
does anyone else find this cat creepy?
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