Let me ask you something…what’s more annoying: the wind chill factor or relative humidity? Don’t answer that. It’s a trick question! They’re both equally annoying. Just depends what season you’re suffering in. Cold is cold and hot is hot. So, maybe, we can just stop fooling ourselves with these “feels like” factors? And right now? Believe you me, it’s god awful hot. So why don’t we all take a moment and give a huge shout out to the big guy for blessing us with air conditioning.
you realize theme parks suck.
For the love of the Christ, I’m getting old. Seriously. Everything is just becoming a pain in my ass. You know how the old folks say that it’s all down hill after you turn 40? I think they’re wrong. I think it’s all downhill when your kids start becoming AWARE. They just want and want and want. They want to eat warm foods. They want to wear clean clothes. They want to go outside. “I wanna do this. I wanna do that. I want a party with roomfuls of laughter, Ten thousand tons of ice cream ” Ughhhhhh! I’m tired!!!
Someone once defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results. I think it was Ghandi or someone like that. Either way, believe you me…there’s a lot of truth to it. Awhile ago, I took the kids to Six Flags Great Adventure. Apparently, I haven’t learned a damn thing being a parent. Because I seem to keep taking the kids back to these places. I think it’s pretty clear who the insane one is.
It’s me, in case you hadn’t figured it out…